This is probably not relatable to everyone, or maybe you've only experienced one or two of these people. Or maybe the hormones have had no effect on you...liar. I mean maybe they haven't...I don't know your life. BUT from my professional experience on being a pregnant woman, this is what I've experienced. Please know that …
Continue reading The Five People You Meet During Pregnancy (all simultaneously living inside of you)
I've been pregnant FOUR TIMES. You might say, I'm a pro.
As mothers, we are constantly under attack for how we choose to parent. Under attack by strangers, family, other mothers and strangely enough sometimes even the government. I never realized how many people thought they deserved to have a say in the condition of my son’s penises until I had boys. I never realized it …
Reliable childcare y’all. RELIABLE CHILD CARE. I won’t even go into detail about the great Lice Debacle. It’s not worth it. Like Elsa, I need to LET THAT GO. I have a great child care resource with someone who I genuinely like and completely trust, which is AMAZING. Because I have had less than ideal …
Continue reading Please watch my kids! –A Mom’s Desperate Plea
I KNOW I am not alone when I say that mothers in today's society have an UNREAL amount of pressure. WE. ARE. NEVER. DOING. IT. RIGHT. The worst advice I ever received was when each of my children were newborns. The funny thing is, no one ever assumed that I might have learned from the …
The title is supposed to be funny, but the meaning is actually very serious to me. Take a hike, Mama. Go take a HIKE. Sometimes we get so pent-up in everything we have to do and our schedules and whatever is coming next, and then at the end of the day we are standing …
I have never felt any deep-rooted emotional response to either of my older children's birthdays, but this time was harder than I thought. Don't get me wrong, I have always been excited for my older children's birthdays! However Jacob turning one has thrown me for a loop. My husband and I have gone through several miscarriages, …
SO some of you have probably seen this video floating around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wLmtuhuyhA&feature=youtu.be If not, and you don’t want to watch it, ill break it down for you. Its Alexis Bloomer, a Texas-born Millennial FOX news columnist, discussing what is wrong with this generation and apologizing on behalf of us all. I feel like she is …
Well...I've been bad. Guys I learned how to MAKE DONUTS. It was a mistake...I should've never tried to do it. Now I have a serious problem. I mean...I already had a problem but now it's way worse. So now I'm up five pounds and only five pounds from my starting weight! A little discouraging...but I'm …
Because these pose seem a little redundant, I felt like it would be just as effective to do the last four days all in one post! I'm proud of myself for finishing the challenge! It was hard, there were many nights when I just wanted to go bed...but it's ABSOLUTELY worth it. There are so …
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